We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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