I want to make a zoo with you.
too bad you live with your parents still
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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