Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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