im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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