ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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