I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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