lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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