Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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