They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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