You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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