dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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