Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish i was in the wii world.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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