apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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