Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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