So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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