I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.