but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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