Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Damn victory sex feels great
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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