I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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