I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Terrible idea I love it
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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