belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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