What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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