If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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