Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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