So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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