why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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