"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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