I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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