if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't deserve a penis
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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