Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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