I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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