Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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