Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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