I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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