Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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