so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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