gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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