I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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