with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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