did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
