Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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