Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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