Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Fuck appropriateness.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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