i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind