yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.