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i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.

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didn't that happen to you last weekend?

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shut up.

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(781): i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention. (1-781): didn't that happen to you last weekend? (781): shut up. http://tfl.nu/cv2d

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(913): View more from Kansas

I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

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Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

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Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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(913): I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body. (402): Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days? (913): Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm. http://tfl.nu/rpz1

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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(973): And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong http://tfl.nu/46jg

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time

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(505): Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time http://tfl.nu/wts0

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.

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(412): I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra. http://tfl.nu/7xhn

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other

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(605): I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other http://tfl.nu/boea

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(410): View more from Maryland

still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..

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(410): still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that.. http://tfl.nu/9298

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.

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(662): Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth. http://tfl.nu/exim

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(212): View more from New York

You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines

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(212): You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines http://tfl.nu/eq9r

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.

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(775): I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked. http://tfl.nu/hbpw

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.

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(330): I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out. http://tfl.nu/zfn4

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(310): View more from California

Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.

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(310): Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping. http://tfl.nu/k0y4

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(303): View more from Colorado

His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it

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(303): His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it http://tfl.nu/k4oj

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.

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(320): I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year. http://tfl.nu/1qto

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(317): View more from Indiana

Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.

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(317): Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods. http://tfl.nu/5ob5

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