just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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