My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
