just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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