Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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