Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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