he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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