Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
and she was petting her beer can
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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