Will you blow on my dice?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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