You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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